Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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