were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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