You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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