So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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