i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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