a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
just tell him i said nine months
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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