i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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