What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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