did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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