You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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