no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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