Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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