I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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