You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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