aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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