friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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