Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.