I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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