Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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