you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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