i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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