The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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