I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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