People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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