i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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