wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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