I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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