People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
