I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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