When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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