Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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