Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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