The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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