Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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