Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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