no, he came in my armpit
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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