i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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