well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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