STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
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I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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