ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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