I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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