How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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