He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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