Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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