the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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