my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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