ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
