sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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