Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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