What should our trivia night team be named?
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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