He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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