U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals