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"Monday" is guna come over...

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but its Thursday?

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yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go

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(757): View more from Virginia

I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.

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(513): View more from Ohio

you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.

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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.

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(330): View more from Ohio

French fry pizza

(502): View more from Kentucky

Are you brilliant or just really high?

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Can't it be both?

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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.

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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.

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