I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.