fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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