Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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